Having been looking for some time now I am pleased to announce a recent adjustment within the management team at Orchard Barn B&B………………..ici le sous-chef qui s’apelle Lesley, elle et trez belle et le petit dejunier dans la maison sont plus mejor then ever they were when I was cookin’!!!
Les deux Chefs aux bord de la mer en Cornwall pendre un petit kip at the top of the hill n’est pas!!
So when anyone phones to book in and Lesley answers the blower………..si vous pait, demande que “est that le Sous-Chef peutetre?”
Jo (aged 21) with parents Greg and Angela from Byron Bay Eastern Australia
Greg and Angela from Byron Bay Eastern Australia swapped houses with Shirley and Roger Hodge from Dunsford and because they had their entire family with them I had Shauna their eldest daughter and her boyfriend Shannon stay at Orchard Barn for 6 nights recently. I invited Mum and Dad (who I discovered had just celebrated their joint 50th birthdays in Paris en route to UK) to accompany my new guests when they arrived a few days later and to my surprise they all turned up for a ‘Looksee’………..well in true welcoming fashion we cracked a few bottles in the barn and got stuck in…………. and 2 hours later we were all the best of pals. So much so that I invited them all to a BBQ 3 days later (knowing the weather was good for the week!!)………..the deal was that they (the 7 of them) would produce the food and I’d produce the grog – just me!! Well I extended that to Colin and Olive Hellier my lovely farming neighbours and the Wright Brothers who were fishing the Teign that the last day of the season (and Chris caught a 12 lb salmon too!!) and a few other chums to muck in.
Jo (with my old flying jacket on) surrounded by 2 of his 3 gorgeous sisters!!
We had a fantastic time………….food was delicious and their son Jo and I aided by Shannon polished off the last few gallons of last years Cider………….needless to say the Oz v The Brit jokes cropped up a few times and I enjoyed a healthy ‘brother v sister’ sparing on the merits of art all fueled by wine and scrumpy!! They left at 11pm well sozzled and rather like Goldilocks and the 3 Bears………….(well nearly!!) Mum and 2 of her 3 daughters crashed out for an hours kip in the master bedroom upstairs all snuggled up together unable to keep up with Dad and the rest of the family………….boy could they tuck it away too……………..good job I’ve got lots of wine in the cellar!! It was a real pleasure to have them to stay……..great family and magic sense of humour!!
Angela, Greg and Kristin (note Gregs eyes!!)
Shannon, Shauna and brother Jo
Shannon enjoying Orchard Barn Scrumpy Cider and prefered it to a Fosters ‘Tinny’!!
Note that Greg’s eyes are closing up now!! Well so they should after best part of 3 bottles of red (and that was after the 3 ‘Tinnies’ he had whilst cooking the kebabs!!
Having the Oz family to stay was terrific and if they ever read this: Jo I’d like my flying jacket back and Angela, Kristin would like her ‘muscles bucket’ back too!! Clearly old ‘deportation’ habits are still in the blood line!!!
